Madge the Vadge Pt. 3

Ixnay on the sunbathing, a hungover lunch was enjoyed by all

.....That night was Halloween, and apparently the Madge-ness had only just begun.

We spent the afternoon and the early evening with our "gang" (Kevin, Joe, and the Orphan) at Freemont street. We did some heavy drinking and a little bit of gambling. The highlight was our visit to the infamous "Glitter Gulch" strip club. We bellied up to the runway and I decided, actually it was a group consensus, that it would be my day to get drunk....I was going to be relieved of my "babysitting" duties.

So, out come the "ladies" to do their thing. Kevin, The Orphan and I got into the show....we were having a great time, drinking and tipping the ladies ( not tipping them over....putting money in their G-strings) One of them offered her boobs to us to "motorboat" them. Kevin, the Orphan and I all took part. The Orphan and I are strictly heterosexual, but it was all in good fun. The irony was that Madge was "uncomfortable" and the venue was "in poor taste". Pardon me, Madge.......what about your VADGE?

We stayed long enough for the pretty girls to take the stage and then decided we should head back to the hotel to get ready for the evening.

We were in our room getting ready for Halloween. We were going to attempt to go to TAO, where everyone else that was down for the wedding. We both brought some sexy stuff to dress up in for Halloween. My costume included a mask and boa....simple stuff. But once Madge put on her blond wig and ripped up shirt, I totally nixed my "costume". I mean, I sort of felt like I was going to be on "babysitting duty" again.

We went to Kevin and Joe's hotel and met up with them and the Orphan. The three of them had been drinking and the break had sobered me up a bit. We weren't there 5 minutes and Madge had accosted Kevin in the bathroom and they were in there for quite awhile. The other 2 were passed out on one of the beds. I felt like a total tool....it was either start a threesome with the Orphan and Joe ( haha, just saying that for effect) or go to TAO on my own. I threw $20 on the table and said "Please tell Madge I am not at all mad at her, but give her this money so she can take a cab back to our hotel" Joe and the Orphan said that they'd meet me at TAO in a bit. So off I went.

Needless to say, I had my hotel room to myself that night ;) I later found out that they stayed in the room and had a bubble bath together....all of them. What happens in Vegas....

The next morning, I went shopping and had breakfast. When I came back, the gang was in my room. We decided to go shopping. Kevin came with us girls, Joe stayed back and napped. Kevin was the perfect shopping partner. He totally catered to us as we modeled our clothing choices for his male opinion. Madge was rather enamoured with him. Obviously. She was quite clingy with him too. It didn't seem to matter to her that he had a girlfriend, although I am hardly sticking up for him. He didn't seem to mind the night before either.

When we got back to the room, our 3 new friends got ready to go to the airport and back home. Madge and I had one more night in Vegas together.

We decided to do some high-end shopping at Cesar's Forum Shops. On the tram, Madge asked if I was mad at her. I replied "No, not at all. I just have a real aversion to heavy drinking, and as you know I have been exposed to alcoholism in my life. Your behaviour triggered me and I kind of turned into the parent instead of having fun. I do admit I was very embarrassed by your actions on Friday night; showing off your vajajay and all. I was more embarrassed for you, than for myself" She totally brushed it off. She was really good at asking you to expose yourself emotionally and then ignoring your feelings. Oh well. I didn't trust her with my feelings and realized how selfish she was. She had a problem with boundaries and was testing mine.

The thing that made me realize that I didn't want to be close friends with her after we returned home was what happened next.

We were in an expensive store trying on dresses. She was drinking wine, supplied by the saleswomen. She came up to me, and about 6 inches from my face, drink near her own face, said "Promise me you will never, ever leave me".

WHAT?

*enter music from the shower scene in Psycho*......

....to be continued......