Madge the Vadge Pt. 2

When we last left Lana & Madge....the girls were in a hotel room of virtual strangers and Her Madge-sty had just put the family jewel on display....


.....I walked across the room, was handed a drink by the Joplin. Madge then stood in the doorway, put her arm up along the door frame and lifted her dress up! Showed everyone her Vag. And then....she did it again. There were plenty of laughs...and then Joe says "Jesus! Shave that thing!"

We all laughed. I couldn't help it, either. I mean, Joe had a point. For someone so polished and "perfect" her Vag was a dirty mess! She was not discouraged by the laughter, in fact, I think it just encouraged her further.

We got everyone together and headed down to the bar in the lobby. Throughout the lobby, Madge hooted and hollered displaying her "stuff" a number of times in the casino. By this time you can guess, I was not at all amused and needed a stiff drink. We went to a small lounge with girls dancing behind lit glass. Ironically, Madge thought that is was distasteful. Can you believe it?

She managed to annoy the Bride's brother to the point that he came up to me and said. "I like you very much, but I do not want to see your friend at any more functions this weekend. You are invited, she is not. Do what you need to do."

We hung out, had a pretty good time. Got to know Kevin and Joe a bit better, as well as their new "orphan" Janice. (Janice had come to Vegas with a guy she thought was a platonic friend. When he realized he wasn't going to get what he was looking for in exchange for the trip he paid for, he checked out of the hotel and flew home! She had nowhere to go. Kevin and Joe offered a bed in their room until she could sort out a way home. )

It was a Greek wedding and the funny part of the night for me was being molested by the Groom's uncle who had flown from Greece to come to the wedding. I have often been mistaken for Italian, but Uncle grabbed me, took my face in his hands and said *"Oh my, είναι ελληνικά! Έλα εδώ και χορό μαζί μου! Έλα εδώ! Ελληνικό .... ωραία γυναίκα."....then he groped me and open kissed me right on the mouth. If it wasn't so damn funny, I would've been sickened.

The rest of the night was a blur...except for Joe's reaction to the alcohol, which resulted in a rather long lasting erection. He was fully dressed, folks....we did have a good laugh in the taxicab que though!

Janice ended up going to stay with Kevin in his room, Joe came with us to ours. It was easier to manage Madge and I sleeping in the same bed than it would've been for Kevin and Joe to sleep together. Everything was completely platonic...for the time being....

The next morning, the 3 of us awoke and Madge and I started getting ready to go to the pool. I mean, why not? We had the day before. I got my suit on while Madge changed in and out of suits in the same room that Joe was in. Off and On went the suits. I was so bored. I looked over and Joe was giggling. I asked what was so funny. He said "I've loved watching you ladies get ready to go to the pool. I have enjoyed the show, but I have also been watching the weather channel for the last 20 minutes and it's only 16 degrees out!"

So, on went our clothes and we all went out for a hangover lunch.

That night was Halloween, and apparently the Madge-ness had only just begun.


To be continued....

* Oh my, she is Greek! Come here and dance with me! Come here! Greek .... beautiful woman